Fund My Cat's Therapy

My cat, Pixel, has been through a lot. She's watched me rage-quit 47 times. She's sat on my keyboard and accidentally deployed to production (twice). She's seen me eat cereal for dinner at 11PM while muttering about CSS flexbox. Recently, she started knocking things off my desk with what I can only describe as "aggressive eye contact." The vet says she's fine. I think she's trying to tell me something. I'd like to get her some professional help. Maybe a cat behaviorist. Maybe some of those calming treats. Maybe just a window perch so she can look at birds instead of watching me slowly lose my mind. Every dollar helps Pixel recover from the trauma of living with a developer. She deserves better. We all do.