I'm a developer. Coffee is not a want, it's a dependency.
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Look, I'll be honest with you. I don't have a medical condition. My house isn't flooding. My dog is fine.
But I AM a software developer, and I've been averaging 4-6 cups of coffee a day for the past 7 years. At this point, my blood type is Arabica.
My code runs on caffeine. My brain runs on caffeine. My will to attend standup meetings runs on caffeine.
Every $1 you donate buys me approximately 0.3 cups of decent coffee, or 1 full cup of the terrible office stuff. Your choice.
If I don't get coffee, I don't code. If I don't code, bugs don't get fixed. If bugs don't get fixed... well, you've seen Twitter when it goes down.
You're not just buying me coffee. You're keeping the internet running.
You're welcome.