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Help Me Touch Grass

I haven't been outside in so long that my Vitamin D levels are a rounding error.

$0 raisedGoal: $50
When was the last time I went outside? I genuinely don't remember. My food gets delivered. My meetings are on Zoom. My "walks" are to the kitchen and back. The closest I've come to nature recently was changing my desktop wallpaper to a forest. I need $50 for: - A park entrance fee ($5) - turns out nature isn't always free - Sunscreen ($12) - my skin hasn't seen UV rays since the before times - Comfortable shoes ($30) - my current shoes have developed opinions about being used - Water bottle ($3) - hydration is a foreign concept This is the cheapest fundraiser on this site because honestly, touching grass shouldn't cost anything. But apparently I need financial incentive to leave my apartment. If I reach my goal, I promise to post proof of grass-touching. You deserve that.

Messages of Support

I touched grass once. It was okay. You should try it.
Also Indoor$1
This hurt to read. Here's a dollar. Go outside.
Nature Lover$1
If you livestream the grass-touching I'll donate more
Anonymous$2
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